Bonfire Night
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I was asked by a hot Lithuanian girl "Why do people celebrate bonfire night".
I said "To celebrate some dead guy who tried to blow up the king or something"
Why wouldn't she then sleep with me?
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| Deadpool |
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Idiot! Don't you know all Lithuanians are part zombie?
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| Dib |
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What?
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| Deadpool |
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It's true! I'd lay odds a great many of her ancestors are dead men.
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Average rating: 4.00 of 4